Monday, April 18, 2011

Joel vs. The Glacier




Every person reading this has probably heard of the movie Joe vs. the Volcano; I present you with an equally riveting tale. You will now hear an aptly titled North Dakota tale of a stubborn and determined Norwegian transplant who finally reached the edge of his remaining bit of sanity and sternly averred to outlast the inane, unrelenting winter which had befallen the Fargo/Moorhead greater metro area. The first picture is of our tale's nemesis..."The Glacier" as the local elders respectfully refer to it. When the first day of spring officially arrived, we were still left with this solemn yet impressive scene...a four-foot, self-sustaining wintry monster which came about in November, grew and evolved throughout the winter season, and defiantly refused to leave our front yard whence the seasons changed. It was on that fateful vernal equinox that our hero took a solemn vow of silent protest to not shave until that behemoth had completely dissipated and finally left this world; at that time, and only then, would Fargo Ole (as Joel is affectionately known in the Norse community) be allowed to ever-so-momentarily reclaim an iota of lost sanity. Fast forward approximately three weeks to the present day. The last two pictures, taken today, paint the picture for you, dear reader, of who ultimately won the bitter struggle...Joel outlasted the Glacier. Mark this day in history, April 18th, 2011, that Fargo Ole bested mother nature. Most locals say it couldn't be done; I implore you to draw your own conclusion. However, it was a victory which came with a very somber price. But what a beautiful disaster and thrilling battle of wills it was by all accounts. Although snow and wintry weather will continue to plague this barren land for a fortnight or two, Joel has managed to claim a small victory of the Norwegian human spirit. For now...

Monday, April 11, 2011

Spring preschool program


Well... luckily Noah recovered from his latest battle with the flu in time for his preschool program (he missed the Christmas one due to the flu). He did all of the actions, some singing, and managed to not get snot on everyone, so it was a success. It was fun to have Grandma Connie and Grandpa Steve in the audience!


Thanks for lunch Grandpa!

Wednesday, April 06, 2011

Happy Birthday To Me

Noah got a new book at kindergarten open house last night, and before bed, he read the whole thing to me. He only needed help with two words!

Sunday, April 03, 2011

cousin time

My parents treated all of us to a fun night at Arrowwood Resort in Alexandria. Austin and Brady doing what we Schwantz's do best....eating junk
Noah and Drew trying to find the perfect song for their dance party
Katelynn, Zach and Eli playing chess I didn't bring my camera into the water park, but these seven little people had a blast!! Thanks Mom and Dad!

Friday, April 01, 2011

It's the little things

I absolutely love when kids are first learning to read/write, and they start sounding out words, putting sentences together, and writing familiar words. Today, Noah handed me a piece of paper that said, "MOM IS MUD", and it made me smile.