Saturday

In the morning, my dad, Erin and I ran a 10k for a good cause. My mom and Noah came to cheer us on. Luckily, the race took place before this happened. Joel took Eli to the bank to start a savings account. He was all about bringing his birthday checks, but he wasn't so sure about taking any of the cash he had at home. I think he might have changed his mind after he received a few treasures from the bank. This is his favorite. It's a whistle with a compass, magnifying glass, and thermometer; definitely worth the $250!

Thanks to my parents, Joel and I had a night out in honor of my birthday(only a month later). We had a great dinner, a couple of martinis, and were sleeping by 10:30. We must be getting old!

Happy Easter

Joel vs. The Glacier

Every person reading this has probably heard of the movie Joe vs. the Volcano; I present you with an equally riveting tale. You will now hear an aptly titled North Dakota tale of a stubborn and determined Norwegian transplant who finally reached the edge of his remaining bit of sanity and sternly averred to outlast the inane, unrelenting winter which had befallen the Fargo/Moorhead greater metro area. The first picture is of our tale's nemesis..."The Glacier" as the local elders respectfully refer to it. When the first day of spring officially arrived, we were still left with this solemn yet impressive scene...a four-foot, self-sustaining wintry monster which came about in November, grew and evolved throughout the winter season, and defiantly refused to leave our front yard whence the seasons changed. It was on that fateful vernal equinox that our hero took a solemn vow of silent protest to not shave until that behemoth had completely dissipated and finally left this world; at that time, and only then, would Fargo Ole (as Joel is affectionately known in the Norse community) be allowed to ever-so-momentarily reclaim an iota of lost sanity. Fast forward approximately three weeks to the present day. The last two pictures, taken today, paint the picture for you, dear reader, of who ultimately won the bitter struggle...Joel outlasted the Glacier. Mark this day in history, April 18th, 2011, that Fargo Ole bested mother nature. Most locals say it couldn't be done; I implore you to draw your own conclusion. However, it was a victory which came with a very somber price. But what a beautiful disaster and thrilling battle of wills it was by all accounts. Although snow and wintry weather will continue to plague this barren land for a fortnight or two, Joel has managed to claim a small victory of the Norwegian human spirit. For now...

Spring preschool program

Well... luckily Noah recovered from his latest battle with the flu in time for his preschool program (he missed the Christmas one due to the flu). He did all of the actions, some singing, and managed to not get snot on everyone, so it was a success. It was fun to have Grandma Connie and Grandpa Steve in the audience!

Thanks for lunch Grandpa!

Happy Birthday To Me

Noah got a new book at kindergarten open house last night, and before bed, he read the whole thing to me. He only needed help with two words!

cousin time

My parents treated all of us to a fun night at Arrowwood Resort in Alexandria. Austin and Brady doing what we Schwantz's do best....eating junk

Noah and Drew trying to find the perfect song for their dance party

Katelynn, Zach and Eli playing chess I didn't bring my camera into the water park, but these seven little people had a blast!! Thanks Mom and Dad!

It's the little things

I absolutely love when kids are first learning to read/write, and they start sounding out words, putting sentences together, and writing familiar words. Today, Noah handed me a piece of paper that said, "MOM IS MUD", and it made me smile.

Dear Tooth Fairy,

Tip of the day: One should never tease a child about pulling a loose tooth with pliers. One day, that child may have to see what the dentist uses.

a poem by Eli

He made it up while taking a bath and wrote it down when he got out of the tub.

SOAP

I put soap on the ceilings

I put soap on the wall.

I put soap on the beds

I put soap in the hall.

I put soap on the pillows

I put soap on our beach ball.

I put soap on the light bulbs

so they didn't work at all!

the end

Heading South for Spring Break

Some people head to beaches for spring break, but if you live in Fargo/Moorhead (or Siberiasted as it translates into a little-known ancient dialect of Norwegian) then spending the week in Iowa during March is just like being somewhere tropical. We have enjoyed 70* temps, four different parks in three days, and some St. Patrick's Day fun with friends. And in F/M, our yard still lies beneath 5 feet of snow. We (or me, Joel) may not be returning...potential homebuyers are welcome to present offers for our Moorhead estate. Included in the contract will be the Permasnow, something nobody told me about prior to relocating. Apparently it is "normal" to have snow on the ground for 9 months out of the year...

parent-teacher conferences

Noah's self portrait Yesterday we were told by both boys' teachers that in 20 some years of teaching each age group, they had never had a child like ours. Hmm.....

Noah: struggles socially, but he does seek out other (quiet) children to play with. He is a good listener and a nice friend. However, he pretty much refuses to talk to the teachers, and he doesn't like to be noticed. He knows all of the shapes, colors, numbers, letters and letter sounds. After bribing him with pop a couple of weeks ago, I also found out what I suspected; he knows A LOT of sight words. Unfortunately, as his teachers have noticed, he can be quite stubborn if he doesn't want to do something, and so far, that is his approach to reading. We have a meeting with the school's Early Intervention Service next week to see if there is something more to his behavior or if it really is just a social thing. We were pleased to hear that he has made some progress over the year!

Eli: has used his year in first grade becoming more social which was the main goal. He is the only kid in his class who got 100% on the latest reading/comprehension test. He is currently reading 181 words per minute at the highest first grade tested level while the next closest child is at 122 wpm. His teacher is amazed by his writing: capitalizing the right words, spelling, punctuation, and sentence structure. She was also surprised to hear that he had no previous knowledge of how to count money. As we were leaving the school, the music teacher invited us into her room. Eli played the 4 songs that Grandma Connie taught him on the keyboard and one on the xylophone. New goal: working on athleticism.

We are VERY proud of our boys!!!

seven

Newt-ritious Snack

Noah LOVES his monthly "Your Big Backyard" magazine. He's been waiting for a week to make this snack (sorry the picture is sideways. I'm to lazy to fix it). He ate the whole entire thing too.

Yep, Dad's gone for a few days and we have pop with our pizza!!!! Don't worry Joel, Eli still loves you the most. I know this because I overheard a bath conversation between my children last night.

E: Noah, who do I love more, mom or dad?

N: Dad

E: you're right

Me: (laughing) hey, I can hear you. That doesn't make me feel very good.

E: I don't know what to tell you about that.

Me: I have two kids and I love you both the same.

E: I love Dad as much as all the dots of gas on the sun, and I love you as much as the Universe.

last day of basketball

Thanks Grandma, Grandpa, Craig, Katelynn and Austin for cheering me on!

Living Room Overhaul Courtesy of Target

It was time to finally take the leap into the HD digital age for our upstairs as well. I felt bad that Heidi was still watching standard television on a 35" behemoth of a tube tv. It was also time to rid ourselves of the unsightly huge and imposing eyesore of an ugly entertainment center and semi-matching deathtrap that was the high center of gravity, tall corner shelf, which somehow it unbelievably never ended up toppling on Noah. The furniture (sans couch and chair) was courtesy of Target's fine home collection. Who knew in addition to paper towels and shampoo, such treasures awaited us at the bull's eye emporium...

yesterday

Just about the time I was ready to head in for hot chocolate, the boys suggested we make a fort (they may have overheard Erin say we had a great place to dig a tunnel).

1.5 HOURS LATER...

I found a cure

for the common "30 minutes before school stomach ache". HOME REMEDY

Put the sick child in his/her bed with a book and some homework. Explain that there will be zero playing with siblings/friends or video games of any kind for the entire day. He or she will be in school by 10:00 am.

Monday Night Fun

ringing in 2011

2nd Annual New Year's Eve Game Night at Grandma Cathy's.

11:45 pm: Eli- "It's almost midnight, and I'm not even tired"

12:03 am:

While we were enjoying beautiful weather in Iowa (there was no snow in Cathy's yard when we left) my brother and our neighbor were busy looking after our house during a blizzard. Thanks to them, our driveway was clear when we got home.

more Christmas

We spent Christmas night at my parents and left for Iowa the next morning.